And I think once you start saying it, it just makes you immediately "of a certain age" and one that you are never coming back from - no matter how many procedures you have.
My "procedure" was to have the receding gums in my lower front covered with a graft taken from the roof of my mouth.
Since the appointment was made right away and I was told it would only take an hour and I could pay for it on my credit card, I thought 'Drive Through" as in this is nothing. I was going to meet a friend for lunch and then go to the gym after and then run some errands.
What part of they are going to shoot you with a million needles all over the place and CUT a whole piece of the roof of your mouth off and SEW it to the front of your lower gums did I not really hear?
This was involved. I was spitting up blood and numb and slurping/drooling. The pain started almost immediately after I left the office. They gave me a prescription for vicodin.
There was no lunch. There was no gym. There were no errands.
I was home and in pain trying to check out by watching a movie. I then finally got up and and went and allowed myself to get COLD soft serve ice cream from Zabars counter. Weight Watchers be damned. Forget vicodin addiction. But I could get addicted to this amazing custard ice cream soft serve. Doctors orders! It was lovely and cold going down.
I napped finally.
I had a screening to go to tonight with my friend Aris. It was "Doubt" and Meryl and Amy and Phillip Seymour and John Patrick and Viola were all there for the Q & A. And my mouth was throbbing. I was in so much pain on the train tonight. I think Meryl could have acted my pain. She is that good.
I finally had to take a vicodin which I was avoiding. Hopefully I will sleep like a hopped up, disfigured, butterfat baby tonight.
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Hey, Honey,
Since you're writing about teeth, I have to ask: How is your toothbrush? I hope the bristles are soft, yet erect, and ready to gently stimulate your soon-to-be healed gums. If not, time to go to one of those UWS Duane Reades. Promise?
Love and floss,
The Tooth Fairy
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