Thursday, May 13, 2010

Bagels in the Gutter

If New York produced country western music, this would SO be a song title.
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2 comments:

  1. ShacksMay 14, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    My heart has been broken into crumbs,
    My soul feels damaged, like the soles in my old cowboy boots,

    Oh yes, I'm one of them loners now,
    Feelin' like thrown out bagels in the gutter of life...oh, yes, in the gutter of life

    My bagel lovin' cowgirl left me for a crumpet of a guy,
    She likes his small flat round of bread beer belly,
    Baked to a Coppertone tan and usually saloon toasted.

    Oh yes, I'm one of them loners now,
    Feelin' like thrown out bagels in the gutter of life...oh, yes, in the gutter of life

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  2. CriticlasmMay 14, 2010 at 1:46 PM

    OR sung to the tune of "Candle on the Water"..

    I'll be your bagel in the gutter....

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